Rise of Skywalker Novelization Tries to Explain Lando’s Cringy Flirting
The Rise of Skywalker novelization seems to be an essential read if anyone wants to know what was going on in the movie. When the…
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Altered Further: Disney Continues to Reconstruct Star Wars Canon
“Always two there are,” Yoda observed ominously at Qui-Gon’s funeral. “No more… no less. A master and an apprentice.“ The Explanatory Universe continues…
Daisy Ridley: Admits The Last Jedi Didn’t Portray the “Real Luke”
The flood gates are opening. First, Lucasfilm editors say that The Last Jedi undid the Disney Trilogy. Then Ahmed Best says that the Disney Trilogy strayed from what…
Now’s the Time to Add 12 Years of Animated Star Wars to Your Queue
Star Wars fandom recently learned that Rosario Dawson will appear in The Mandalorian season 2. While some began to push back on the casting news,…
The Rise of Skywalker Novelization Writer Says Rey Was First Girl Jedi
SJWs live in a deluded fantasy world of their own making. For instance, SJWs love to pretend that there have never been strong female characters…
Star Wars: Now We Learn Rey Was Daughter of Failed Palpatine Clone
And as a bonus, she’s the daughter of “a useless, powerless failure.” Remember when all of the TLJ supporters were so happy…
Elijah Wood Channels Upset Star Wars Fans Over Novelization Retcons
Many fans have said that they don’t like being bilked into buying the Rise of Skywalker novelization, just for an explanation of what happens in the…
At Least Harrison Ford Gets That The Fans Are Customers, Not “Toxic”
As we’ve seen, I’m willing to admonish Harrison Ford when he says something stupid. But I’m also happy to praise him when he says something right.…
Star Wars’ Future Will Be in TV; Mandalorian Spin-Off Series Possible
The Mandalorian could be taking a page from The Avengers. The hit Disney+ series may introduce new heroes and villains who will star in their own spinoff…
Cry More: J.J. Abrams Says Star Wars Critics & Fans Lack Compassion
J.J. Abrams, the same imbecile who stupidly accused critical fans of having problems with women, whined to NME that critics of The Rise Of Skywalker don’t…