Woke Bloke: UK Politician Says It’s Time for a Female James Bond


Sir Keir Starmer, the British head of the opposition Labour Party publicly announced that the time is now was for a female ‘James Bond’ following the UK’s release of Daniel Craig’s final outing as the legendary British spy in ‘No Time to Die,’ when he was asked who his favorite Bond actor was during an appearance on Good Morning Britain.


“I don’t have a favorite, um, Bond, but, um, I do think it’s time for a female Bond,” virtue-signaled the MP, beaming proudly.



After he replaced Jeremy Corbyn, Sir Keir often took up the flag of social justice, even taking his knee when the “Black Lives Matter” riots raged in the US and extended to the United Kingdom last year. He eventually unveiled a BLM-inspired manifesto in the wake of George Floyd’s death, with the intent to demolish “whiteness” in British society.



While there seems to be very little support for a racially or gender-swapped James Bond, with fewer than a third thinking that the latter would be a “acceptable” portrayal of the character in a recent survey, that doesn’t seem to prevent social justice activists from spouting off unpopular ideas, just like the NPCs on Twitter.


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Karina Smitt

I'm not as much of a "CoMiCs NeEd MoAr DiVeRsItY & iNcLuSiOn" advocate as my girlfriend often is, but we both love funny books, crispy bacon, straight bourbon and hip hop. Add yet, we never vote the same, so we cancel each other out... and that works perfectly in my book!