Leftists Snowflakes Melt After Jon Stewart Destroys COVID Narrative

 

In a surprise turn on Monday, comedian Jon Stewart outpaced host Stephen Colbert’s capacity to shill, disrupting the Late Show’s return to a live (and fully vaccinated) audience with an epic rant on the COVID-19 lab-leak allegation.

 

 

 

Jon Stewart On Vaccine Science And The Wuhan Lab Theory

The full segment here.

 

“I think we owe a great debt of gratitude to science. Science has, in many ways, helped ease the suffering of this pandemic, which was more than likely caused by science,” Stewart said after Colbert asked how he was feeling about the scientific response to COVID-19.

“Do you mean perhaps there’s a chance that this was created in a lab?” asked Colbert, adding “There’s an investigation.”

A chance?” shot back Stewart – kicking the door open.

Oh my god, there’s a novel respiratory coronavirus overtaking Wuhan, China, what do we do? Oh, you know who we could ask? The Wuhan novel respiratory coronavirus lab. The disease is the same name as the lab. That’s just a little too weird, don’t you think? And then they asked those scientists – they’re like ‘how did this… so wait a minute, you work at the Wuhan respiratory coronavirus lab. How did this happen?’ and they’re like ‘mmmm – a pangolin kissed a turtle?‘ and you’re like ‘no… the name of your lab! If you look at the name! Can I… let me see your business card. Show me your business card. Oh – I work at the coronavirus lab in Wuhan. Oh, cause there’s a coronavirus loose in Wuhan. How did that happen?

‘Maybe a bat… flew into the Cloaca of a turkey and… then it sneezed into my chili. And now we all have Coronavirus.”

Stewart landed one final joke as Colbert desperately tried to control the situation;

“HOLD IT, HOLD IT! What about this, what about this… listen to this! ‘OH MY GOD, there’s been an outbreak of chocolately goodness near Hershey, Pennsylvania. What do you think happened?’

‘Oh I don’t know, maybe a steam shovel mated with a cocoa bean?’

Or… it’s the fucking chocolate factory! Maybe that’s it!” Stewart screamed.

 

Leftist immediately began to push back on their once revered idol.

 

 

Host Colbert tried to be snarky in response by asking, “And how long have you worked for Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI)?”

But Jon Stewart was having none of it and responded, “Let me tell you something about Ron Johnson — this is not a conspiracy.”

 

Conservative firebrand Stephen L. Miller helpfully began retweeting some of the more delicious lefty meltdowns… here’s a sample of many of them publicly crying like little bitches.

 

 

 

Stewart is CLEARLY not a China puppet. Others tried to help lefties and the left-wing media course correct, but it’s hard to say if it will have any positive effect.

 

 

 

 

Todd Fisher

Todd lives in Northern California with "the wife," "the kids," "the dogs," "that cat," and he occasionally wears pants. His upcoming release, "Are You Woke Enough Yet?", is the culmination of too much time on social media and working in the film industry.

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