by John C. Wright
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If you have heard rumors of a new comic line called Alt★Hero, first, let me give the link to the Freestarter pledge page: https://freestartr.com/project/althero/

Second, let me explain why it is necessary, timely, if not long overdue…

On the other hand, no. I will let comics simply speak for themselves:

Let us hear from RED SKULL.

From MOCKINGBIRD

(Guess Hawkeye also lacks a Y chromosome…?)

MOCKINGBIRD (again)

FIRESTAR

(Please note that concluding from the fact that an alien has a male sexual organ, therefore he is of the male sex, is here called a ‘stupid gender construction’. When it comes to organs used in f**king, clearly girls from Marvel f**king love science.)

ICEMAN

Not sure who this is. Let us call her Annoying Lass

MOCKINGBIRD (third time is a charm)

 

MILES MORALES (aka Two-Minorities Spider-Man) and BOMBSHELL

(Not sure, but I think the ‘rich, white dude’ here is Tony Stark, the Iron Man)

 

SAM WILSON (Captain African-America)

WONDER WOMAN

THE CHAMPIONS
(Actually, I think girl Vision is having Ms Marvel on, and this is meant to be a joke. With SJWs, however, one can never distinguish satire from reality.)

GREEN ARROW

MARVEL GIRL and ICEMAN
 (Please note that Iceman had perfectly normal heterosexual interests and soap opera girl problems before this point. Many fans think Jean Gray simply mindfrelled him into sexual disorder for reasons of her own. After this point, Iceman turns into the a stereotypical flaming homosexual sissyboy that only exists in Leftist imaginations, nothing like any real gay man ever. It would be as if Jean Gray turned him into a black man, and he started acting like ‘Steppin Fetchit’, or a clown from a Minstrel Show.)

BOR ( a character from THOR)

WTF

Seen enough? NO?

Well, here is a picture of one of SJW Marvel’s premier super-heroines, the unbearable SQUIRREL GIRL.

Here is one of the several Alt Hero super-heroines, a gal called REBEL.

Seen enough?

From the website:

A new alternative comic series intended to challenge and eventually replace the SJW-converged comics of DC and Marvel.

Alt★Hero is a world not too terribly different than our own. It is a world where the Wehrmacht generals overthrew Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party in 1939, and where the first atomic bomb was dropped on the order of Reichskanzler Jodl on Soviet territory in 1944, leading to the fall of the Soviet Union in 1956. It is a world where Japan attacked Australia instead of Pearl Harbor and China occupies the Korean Peninsula. It is a world of four superpowers, where the European Union rivals the United States of America for wealth and influence, and where China and Russia possess the two most formidable militaries on the planet.

And Alt★Hero is a world of newly discovered superhumans.

Alt Hero recently announced that Chuck Dixon–best known for his record run on Batman at DC Comics (where he co-created the villain BANE) and did seminal work on Marvel’s The Punisher–will be writing Alt★Hero Vols VII through IX.

UPDATED: The original author had erroneously labelled Bombshell as Ms. Marvel. That error has been corrected. Thanks, ‘MAGnet Hauser’

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