‘I, Claudius’: The Earlier, Better Version of Game of Thrones
Based on my previously expressed disdain for George R.R.R.R. Martin and his works, some readers seem to think I have something against him or fantasy…
Author: A.H. Lloyd
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Star Wars Can’t Be Saved: A Response to George Alexopoulos
It may seem strange for a guy who just condemned Star Wars to irrelevance to offer further commentary on the topic, but I remain a…
The Feminist Ignorance of Brie Larson
Happy International Women’s Day! It’s looking like Captain Marvel is going to be exactly the kind of unwatchable SJW crapfest that people have long…
A Decade Later, Watchmen is Still Unwatchable
There’s a moment in Watchmen when the Union of Concerned Scientists with great ceremony sets their Doomsday Clock to five minutes to the end…
Star Wars is DEAD to Me
A few weeks ago a rumor was circulating that Rian “Reverse Midas” Johnson was going to be canned by Disney, no doubt in an effort…
The Rocky Horror Picture Show’s Sinister Phantom
It must have been the drugs. How else to explain the deeply weird state of American culture in the early 1970s? The music had some…
Seriously, Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings is Utterly Awful
Hello again! Obscure author A.H. Lloyd here to offer my unique cinematic insights. I’ve noticed that there are some sadly misguided individuals out there…
Let’s Talk About Flash Gordon!
by A.H. Lloyd Greeting, fellow movie Morons! A.H. Lloyd here, some of you know I’m a big Star Wars fan, and my Man of…